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Sunday, February 10, 2008 . 9:11 PM

Just now as I was expelling solid waste into the the toilet bowl I had an interesting thought. I was listening to the Spirited Away theme song and I was daydreaming about a rich man with a beautiful mansion. He is a great lover of movies, of every genre and type- except for one. Horror movies. (I hate them too.) But somehow he had a collection of every single horror movie ever created. The whole works was stored in the basement, far away from his house, in the studio of a cinema he owned. He is living in the U.S, where there's room for everything. So whenever people come to his house during gatherings and parties they'd ask where the horror movies were. He'd reply that they were in the cinema of his. If they wanted he could give them the key. If they stole anything- well, they knew the horriblle consequences. Never- repeat, NEVER- anger Lord Barthermow Grouch. (the grouch part's a nickname.)
So one day a young son of his friend, freshly thrusted into the adult world, visited him. And decided to go to the cinema and watch a movie.

Someone can continue. I never finish my stories and anyway I hate ghost/horror stuff.

If some author actually manages to turn this into a publication then don't forget to thank me. If.